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| Introduction | A college student who thinks a lot and procrastinates too much, writes mediocre poetry sporadically, doodles more frequently, and needs a place to record the convoluted ramblings of her forebrain. |
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Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
No, silly. Forks are evolved from knives (there may have been some interbreeding with chopsticks, but the research is unclear on that point.) Spoons are evolved from cups. They resemble forks because of convergent evolution. Sporks are evil mutants that are secretly plotting to kill us all.