El Burro

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Gender	Male
Location	Near Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Introduction	I'm doing this for all those people who relish in my mustard.
Interests	Giggling with simpletons, witty repartee, and huffing glue.
Favorite Books	Confederacy of Dunces, The World According to Garp, I Was Told There'd Be Cake, And the Ass Saw the Angel

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

First, take the apple for a nice meal, then pry it full of drinks. The rest should take care of itself.