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Location	Corunna, Ontario, Canada
Introduction	Born and raised in the heart of Canada, Gerald spent his formative years chasing down lies to cover misdeeds and broken windows. He later attended the University of Windsor where, in spite of a night-life teeming with sin and candy, he managed to spare enough brain cells to cultivate those lies into better ones. He now puts them on paper. Gerald Johnston, freelance writer of absurd and macabre tales, lives with his wife Jennifer, two midget freeloaders who claim to be his children, as well as two of the most annoying dogs on the planet, in Southwestern Ontario, Canada.

Location

Corunna, Ontario, Canada

Introduction

Born and raised in the heart of Canada, Gerald spent his formative years chasing down lies to cover misdeeds and broken windows. He later attended the University of Windsor where, in spite of a night-life teeming with sin and candy, he managed to spare enough brain cells to cultivate those lies into better ones. He now puts them on paper. Gerald Johnston, freelance writer of absurd and macabre tales, lives with his wife Jennifer, two midget freeloaders who claim to be his children, as well as two of the most annoying dogs on the planet, in Southwestern Ontario, Canada.