Johnny
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Cleaning out cesspools |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | For me, this blog with serve as a way to document my experiences and tribulations of this crazy thing called life for future viewing, a way for me to humor myself, and a fun way to get better at writing. For the reader, this could be a glimpse into the absurd and frequently perverse mind of a young man trying to make sense of this wild world called the 21st Century and find his role within it. I invite you to tag along with me, see how deep this absurd rabbit hole of a blog goes, and watch as I evolve over the years on on my journey to happiness and virtue. |
| Interests | Making others laugh, Virtue, Morality, Reason, Writing, English Language, Computers, Reading, Meditation, Guitar, Music Theory, Graphic Design, Music Criticism, Absurdism, Transgressive fiction, Science Fiction, Gothic Fiction, Gothic Romance, Medievalism, Horror Fiction, Fantasy Fiction, Dark Fantasy, Western canon, vulgarity, video games, Fiction, Narrative, Language, Poetics, Literature, Poetry, Linguistics, Film, Movies, Photography, Music, Solitude, Information Technology, Philosophy, Metaphysics, Existentialism, Continental Philosophy, Literary Theory, Literary Criticism, Aesthetics, Romanticism, Aestheticism, Epistemology, Voluntaryism, Nonviolence, Nonagression, Anarchism, Empiricism, Skepticism, Nihilism, sleep, lucid dreaming, Thought experiments, Meaningful relationships, music piracy, hip hop culture, pretending to be black, beer, DotA2, Team Fortress 2, |
| Favorite movies | Fight Club, Goodfellas, Borat, 500 Days of Summer, Primer, Panic Room, American Beauty, Superbad, No Country for old men, Requiem For a Dream, Groundhog Day, Pineapple Express, The Fugitive, Black Hawk Down, Apollo 13, Upstream Color, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Layer Cake, |
| Favorite music | Mastodon, Tool, Deftones, Pixies, Brand New, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Poison the Well, Thrice, Botch, Glassjaw, At the Drive-In, ISIS, NoMeansNo, King Crimson, Clutch, Opeth, Megadeth, Converge, Dozer, Kendrick Lamar, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Slint, Cynic, Atheist, Death, Radiohead, Talking Heads, Yes, Neurosis, Trophy Scars, The National, Neutral Milk Hotel, Faith No More, Fugazi, System of A Down, Shabazz Palaces, Danny Brown, CunninLynguists, The Roots, Madvillain, Battles,Voivod, Agalloch, My Bloody Valentine, The Velvet Underground, OutKast, Big Boi, Big Black, Big K.R.I.T., Boston, Breakbot, Cursive, Depeche Mode, DJ Shadow |
| Favorite books | Holes, The Most Dangerous Game, The Hobbit, Invisible Monsters, American Psycho, Fight Club, Black Hawk Down, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Slaughterhouse Five, Timequake, Oscar Wilde, Shakespeare, H.G. Wells, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Frost, Ann Radcliffe, The Italian, Frankenstein, Arthur Conan Doyle, |
Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
I guess I would have to use plastic silverware. I would also no longer be able to perform oral sex on my Pennywhore Miguel because of a metallic peircing through his penis. I hope I dont get banned for that.