McBoozo the Clown
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Ex-circus performer |
| Location | Michigan, United States |
| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | I was born a small circus clown in the upper midwest U.S. It was a cold, windy night and my mother's tentacles kept me from freezing to death, fortunately my father was a pygmy eskimo so it was in my blood to survive nights like these! I didn't get to spend much time with my parents as a child, for I was abducted by a clan of intergalactic space monkeys (dressed like Elvis impersonators too) and forced into a life of driving tiny cars, wearing flowers that squirted people, and doing things that really hurt me but kept the audience laughing. Eventually I was able to escape and fight my way past the guards using a sharpened toothpick (the ones they had were pretty dull). Anyway, I found my way back home, joined the circus here on earth, it was all I knew, and started drinking heavily. If you want to know more just e-mail me! |
| Interests | The circus, drinking, passing out. |
| Favorite movies | Pee Wee's Big Top Adventure, Old School |
| Favorite music | Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson,Led Zeppelin, The Black Keys, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Temptations, anything sad!, Motown, Classic Rock |
| Favorite books | Drunken Circus Performing...for Dummies, The Fountainhead, Angels & Demons, Da Vinci Code |
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