Gender	Male
Industry	Accounting
Location	Fort Worth, Texas, United States
Introduction	Mid-employment, mini-retiree
Interests	comic books, real books, mindless Facebook games, collectible hoarding, movies, & music
Favorite movies	Trainspotting, American Beauty, Swingers, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Animal House, Crash, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Clerks, Fight Club, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Garden State, High Fidelity, True Romance, Donnie Darko, Slingblade, Forrest Gump, Dumb & Dumber, Monster's Ball, Kill Bill Vol 1, Kill Bill Vol 2, Neverending Story, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Phone Booth, What Dreams May Come, Angus, The Matrix, Shawshank Redemption, The Graduate, Sideways, Boondock Saints, Good Will Hunting
Favorite music	Iron & Wine, Belle & Sebastian, Kings of Convenience, Bright Eyes, Postal Service, the eels, Wilco, the Shins, Sufjan Stevens, Ben Folds, Beck, Coldplay, Aimee Mann, Arcade Fire, Badly Drawn Boy, Billy Joel, Simon & Garfunkel, Death Cab For Cutie, the Decemberists, Snow Patrol, Eve 6, James Taylor, Johnny Cash, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nick Drake, Rhett Miller, Rilo Kiley, Spoon, William Fitzsimmons
Favorite books	Tuesdays With Morrie, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, Catcher in the Rye, Blankets, Tricked, Watchmen, Dark Knight Returns, Marvels, Kingdom Come, Box Office Poison, Maus: A Survivor's Tale, Pride of Baghdad, Sin City, God Loves Man Kills, Too Cool To Be Forgotten

Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?

yes.