Sarah the Penguin
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Radio Goddess |
| Location | On the move, looking for somewhere to land, United States |
| Introduction | Close your eyes and picture President George W. Bush with really big boobs and fluffy blonde hair. I don't look anything like that...but now that vision is burned into your brain and the next State of the Union Address will be more fun to watch... (See, don't you feel like you know me better already? Profiles are cool!) |
| Interests | Can you honestly tell me that you're interested in the interests that I don't already blog about? |
| Favorite movies | Why do they ask about our favorite food and movies but not our favorite people? I Love Popcorn! |
| Favorite music | Joni Mitchell, Metallica, Mozart, really I just like the letter "M". |
| Favorite books | (I like my books with BBQ sauce- Don't You?),*, Douglas Adams, The Boomer Bible |
What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?
"Get Offa My Friggin Lawn You Little Bastards"