Shades Johanssen
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Being Hardcore |
| Location | Space Mansion, Outer Space |
| Introduction | Hello, fair viewer! I am Jurmen Johanssen, more commonly known as Shades Johanssen due to my extravagent collection of kickin' rad sunglasses. I was born in Sweden some hundred or so years ago and I soon realized I was meant for greatness. I hired the best engineers money could buy and created what is now my home/research facility/space station. I have a team of scientists that have increased my longevity ten-fold and have created various gadgets for my use in my spare time. Also I'm great. |
| Interests | Wrestling bears, chopping wood, eating nails, playing videogames, playing music, stuffing animals, Happy Wheels, shark fighting, lion tossing, hawk training, being great, and people hunting (the most dangerous game). |
| Favorite movies | The Big Lebowski, Children of Men, Terminator 2 Judgement Day, How to Survive a Bear Attack 3, Aliens, Batman, The Incredible Hulk, The Shining, 2001 A Space Oddysey, The Machinist, Old School, Step Brothers, Role Models, The Green Mile, Superbad, Forgetting Sarah Marshall |
| Favorite music | Modest Mouse, Arcade Fire, Foo Fighters, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, Tokyo Police Club, Ben Folds, City and Colour, Radiohead |
| Favorite books | The Shining, Salems' Lot, Pet Sematary, Under the Dome, The Dark Tower series, Desperation, It, The Green Mile, Cell, (Stephen King rules) |
