J.R.

About me

Gender Male
Industry Sports or Recreation
Occupation drone
Location New York, NY
Interests Your Los Angeles Kings, Absinthe
Favorite Movies Slapshot, Blow
Favorite Music The Zambonis, The Disco Biscuits
Favorite Books The Art of a Perfect Wrist Shot, Steal This Book

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

I think the milkshake would be happy to feel anything.