Gender	Female
Occupation	pedicure oncologist
Location	Astoria, NY, United States
Introduction	I blog to get more narcissism in my diet. Apparently, it's something my body can't get enough of. Like Cheetos. Or Riboflavin.
Interests	Reading, writing, atheisting
Favorite movies	Aliens, Repo Man, Natural Born Killers, Kingpin, Joe Dirt, No Country for Old Men
Favorite music	Ozzy Osbourne, Rush, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Rolling Stones
Favorite books	The Blank Slate, The Glass Castle, My Dark Places, The Little Book of Atheist Sprituality, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops, The Road

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It will be made of sugar and commemorate the end of idolatry.