My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Female
Location	Michigan, United States
Introduction	I give advice but I seldom take it. I don't want to give you my phone number.
Interests	I like to tell you how much you suck at life, yell at couples, and make gagging noises at couples. There aren't many things I enjoy--but they include chocolate, being right, girl revenge songs, and live-tweeting a good old-fashioned public break-up.
Favorite books	The Perks of Being a Wallflower, anything by David Sedaris, my idol in life Laurie Notaro, Augusten Burroughs, Christopher Moore, Jen Lancaster, Meg Cabot, and anyone else who can make me laugh