David
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Slacker |
| Location | Boston, Massachusetts, United States |
| Introduction | You don't even want to know. |
| Interests | Brewing, Drinking, Spouting off |
| Favorite Movies | Un Chien Andalou - heartwarming story of a boy and his razor blade. |
| Favorite Music | Stuff with notes and stuff. (Actually, the notes are optional). |
| Favorite Books | Short ones with little words. |
When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?
If by 'rose' you mean 'mouse', and if by 'warm the petals to bring them back to life' you mean 'laugh your ass off', the answer is yes.