Louis

About me

Gender Male
Industry Banking
Occupation I answer dumb questions from even dumber people.
Location Cleveland, Ohio, United States
Introduction My mind has touched the farthest horizons of mortal imagination and reaches ever outwards towards infinity. No knowledge lies beyond my comprehension. No art, beyond the mastery of my hands.
Interests Science Fiction, Fantasy, Role Playing Games, Strategy Games, Darts, Bowling, Pool
Favorite Movies Anything w/ a lot of shooting, kung fu, and/or car chases, or a large massive battle or sword fight.
Favorite Music Gregorian Chant, Pigorian Chant (monophonic chanting in pig Latin w/ polyphonic chants in Latin), classical, Queen, Pink Floyd, the Doors, Bon Jovi, Journey, George Thorogood.
Favorite Books Summa Theologica, Summa Contra Gentiles, the Bible, the Dictionary, the Enclyclopaedia Britannica, my Dungeons and Dragons Player's Handbook, Monster Manual, and Dungeon Master Guide & the Expanded Psionics Handbook, Eberron Campaign Setting, Timothy Zahn's stuff, Frank Herbert's stuff, Tolkien's stuff

You've rented a sky-writer to propose to your significant other, but it's completely overcast. What will you do?

Invent a weather machine to clear up the weather or sky-write it in a flamable aerosol and ignite it!