DocTrauma
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Consulting |
| Location | Atlanta, GA, United States |
| Introduction | A man of many talents and questionable sanity, Doc Trauma started his career as an OB/GYN specifically to indulge his love of women. However, he quickly shifted directions with the realization that an actual MD was required. Plus only freaks sleep with their OB/GYN. Brain dysfunction seemed the natural next option, and he became an expert in the neurological patterns caused by humor, disgust, and sex, creating dozens of rude, funny, and tantalizing designs to help gauge his patients' neural stimulus. Doc Trauma soon decided to retire from doctorhood completely so he could spend more time playing doctor. To continue funding his debauchery and expensive tastes, Doc opened up the Trauma Ward and T-shirt Trauma, where anyone with the urge to be offensive, flirtatious, or funny can get one of the many original designs the Doc used to inflame his patients. And family. And complete strangers. And that one monkey at the zoo the handlers still swear can't read, despite the "incident." Doc Trauma currently spends his days either on one of Florida's many bikini infested beaches, or in his offices in Atlanta, testing and releasing more designs on the unsuspecting youth of the world. |