Capitalist
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Location | Somewhere, Out There |
| Introduction | The boy who would be man child was born in April, 1986, causing an unexplained shift in the fabric of the universe. Most experts believe this is the reason the Mets won the World Series, among other things. After an uneventful childhood, he then proceeded to become an alumni of RPI, and take over the world. Or not. |
You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?
Belt? Why bother putting on pants?