juvenal_urbino
My blogs
| Industry | Agriculture |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Clothes Horse |
| Location | Persiflage, Upper Holstery, Heard & McDonald Islands |
| Introduction | When I first moved from my small village to Persiflage, the 11th largest waterborne city in the world (by volume), it was to pursue my lifelong dream of becoming a journeyman glass polisher at Heard's Menageteria. It didn't work out, though, as I have chronic latent pink eye. I'm much happier doing what I do now, anyway, and it has a great future, what with the shortage of equinery here in the H&M. I tried being a sawhorse at McDonald Custom By-Products for a while, but the dust was clogging my pores. Freelance clothes horse, though, that's the shizzle. |
| Interests | 18th-century Alsatian parlor games, the musk spoon, caramel sculpture |