elvischrist
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| Gender | Male |
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| Occupation | indie bookseller |
| Location | San Francisco, California, United States |
| Introduction | Reverend Jeremy, Universal Philospher of Absolute Reality (Thank you Universal Life Church), is the founding minister of SUE, or Society of Universal Elvisology. He is able to perform both midnight wedding ceremonies and funerals at San Francisco's Ocean Beach. Recently, the King spoke to Jeremy through a young drunk Irish woman and presented him with the mantra: "No worries, little hat boy." The King has since required that Jeremy repeat this mantra three times daily, in between naps and shooting range practice. |
| Interests | kathryn, writing, theatre, pullover, SUE, elvis, ray charles, jazz, blues, books, bookstores, baseball, boxing, the world of john held jr. |
| Favorite movies | Godfather 1 & 2, Rebel Without a Cause, A Place in the Sun, Three Women, Caddyshack, The Getaway, The Crowd, 2001. |
| Favorite music | Elvis, Ray Charles, Muddy Waters, Mose Allison, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Thelonius Monk, Billie Holiday. |
| Favorite books | Kafka on the Shore, Blindness, The Stranger, To a God Unknown, Hero with a Thousand Faces, 1984, Careless Love, Last Train to Memphis, Oedipus the King |
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
my penis on hot asphalt.