Proper Fucking Mong Magnet
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Religion |
| Occupation | Fishwife. |
| Location | Your Dad's Face., London., United Kingdom |
| Introduction | There’s something of the rum fucker about me, granted. I like loud-mouthed, trouble-causing, music-loving women. I like two types of men a) handsome thickos with a penchant for class a's and relentless lovemaking and b) absolute genius/ creative fuck-ups, into mortal intellectual/ emotional/ sexual combat. I'm a shit girlfriend, but a loyal mate. I like interesting people, so let's not endure mindnumbing exchanges. Those are reserved for my Mother. |
| Interests | Let's narrow this right down. I need only lick my finger and stick it out of my front door if i wish to acquire a musician, artist, bohemian, poet, rapper, DJ, comedian or revolutionary. I don't. You're probably a fucking bore. If you are a musician, artist, DJ, rapper, comedian, bohemian or revolutionary i will add you to my list of ''friends'' because i am no longer discerning, but the chances are we will never be real friends. I like people who give more than they take. I'm not interested in four hour conversations with famous people about why they've knocked drugs on the head and how they need to get back in touch with themselves. I don't want to dress up to go to an art gallery and listen to Trance DJ's whilst looking disinterested in shock tactic modern art, made by posh people. I'm not interested in album launch parties, networking or going to see obscure French films about gang rape with strangers. Fuck off. |
| Favorite Movies | Anything by Kurosawa. Plus...Clerks. Napoleon Dynamite. LA HAINE. Menace II Society. Little Miss Sunshine. THIS IS ENGLAND. Saturday Night, Sunday Morning. The Godfather Uno, Due. Taxi Driver. Raging Bull. Goodfellas (there's a theme here). The Wanderers. Nil By Mouth. Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? All about Eve. Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. It's a Wonderful life. How to Marry a Millionaire. Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (Wilder). On the Waterfront. Rebel Without a Cause. Cool Hand Luke. The Man with Two Brains. Star Wars (4, 5 and 6). A Taste of Honey. Ultimo tango a Parigi. This list is fucking endless... |
| Favorite Music | SUPER FURRY ANIMALS, The Libertines, The Specials, DOLLY PARTON, Handsome Boy Modeling School, The Temptations, The Beach Boys, THE WU-TANG CLAN (AND ALL THE DERIVATIVES), NAS, The Shangri-La's, A Tribe Called Quest, THE STONE ROSES, NIRVANA, George Clinton, Serge Gainsberg, Grandmaster Flash, Big Daddy Kane, Sonic Youth, Tom Waits, Metallica, Small Faces, The Who, Pink Floyd, The Pogues, THE GRAVEDIGGAZ, Chemical Brothers, Too Short, The Buzzcocks, The James Taylor Quartet, Primal Scream, THE RAMONES, The Pixies, THE CLASH, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, The Streets, Ian Brown, The Doors, Portishead, TRICKY, Massive Attack, Inspiral Carpets, HAPPY MONDAYS, Black Grape, Foo Fighters, Phil Spector, Led Zeppelin, PRINCE, Jimi Hendrix, Arctic Monkeys, The Kinks, Peaches, Del Vikings, The Velvet Underground (and constitutive parts), Aphex Twin, Prodigy, Leftfield, Roni Size, DJ Assault, Mint Royale, Nouvelle Vague, Michael Jackson, THE JACKSON FIVE, Diana Ross, Dusty Springfield, Frank Sinatra, DEAN MARTIN, Sammy Davis Jr, JOHN LENNON, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queens of the Stone Age, Nine Inch Nails, Mark Ronson, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Oasis, Cerys Matthews, Kirsty MacColl, The Dubliners, Grooverider, Mickey Finn (all my AWOL bitches: It's fucking JUNGLE!), Blondie, Eazy-E, NWA, PUBLIC ENEMY, Outkast, Onyx, Dion and the Belmonts, Elvis (both Presley and Costello), ARETHA, Simon and Garfunkel, Desmond Dekker (RIP), General Levy, Bob and the Wailers, SMOKEY ROBINSON, James Brown, Suede, Martha Reeves and The Vandellas, Tammi Terrell, Isley Brothers, Edwin Starr, The Four Tops, Maria Callas, Sly and the Family Stone, Kool and the Gang, Bad Manners, Toots and the Maytals, Erykah Badu, Guru, THE GANGSTARR FOUNDATION, Jeru the Damaja, Cypress Hill, Otis Reading, Marvin Gaye, Buddy Holly, Lords of the Underground, BOB DYLAN, The Rolling Stones, Chuck Berry, Edith Piaf, Missy Elliott(Goddess), STEVIE WONDER, The Carpenters, DE LA SOUL, Prince Paul. |
| Favorite Books | Neil Simon. Luke Roberts. Roddy. Viz. Red Issue. Me. Predictably i like Hunter S. and Irvine Welsh, but i'm not opposed to any form of literature except 'chick lit'. Chick Lit. is a fucking travesty; i don't know any birds embroiled in a life in which the central dichotomy is whether or not some bloke is gonna find them more attractive in Armani shoes. And while we're on the subject i hate 'Heat' (some talentless bint who's married to some talentless fucker is getting too fat/thin)magazine and anything else that is supposed to be reflective of modern, feminist thinking and is actually about dick pleasing. Ladies; a little less dick pleasing please. |