Mrs Pilgrim
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Jill of All Trades |
| Location | Outside the box |
| Introduction | For the record, I don't believe in astrology. Or any other kind of divination. I used to do that kind of thing when I was a practicing witch, and I KNOW that 90% of it is pure fakery. The other 10%...don't ask. |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Cold.