Monstee
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Kookie Monster, Avoiding Villigers with Torches |
| Location | Big cave in woods, Next to info highway |
| Introduction | Me am Monstee. Me am Kookie Monster, not be confused with other big blue monster that remain namless. MmmmMMMMmmmm cookie... NO! Him am not real monster! Him am just pretend. Me am real and him am just big piece of felt or cartoon or somthng. Me am Monstee. Me have been lots of places and done lots of things. Me am Monstee! |
| Interests | Books, Movies, Music, Games, Food, Mispelling, Roadkill, comics, porn, Trek, cats who bellydance, elephants who ski, pigs in space, eating all of the above, kooky people, not necessarily in that order! |
| Favorite movies | Robot monster, plan 9 from outer space, monster madness, monsters inc., nightmare before christmas |
| Favorite music | Monster mash, Purple people eater, Rob Zombie, Ramones, Sex Pistols, ALL punk, dead kenedys, Black Flag, SOME hardcore, The Mystic Knights of the Onigo Boingo, Onigo Boingo, Devo, B-52s, 80s new wave, Velvet underground, 70s Disco, Outcast, Run DMC, very little rap, nirvana, very little grunge, polka: the chicken dance, 40s swing, some big band stuff, almost no jazz but me do like theam to linus and lucy, sound of rocks banging together around a campfire when you hit you groove and that primal thing start happening and your get that really kool blueman thing happening. |
| Favorite books | Where the wild things are, how to serve man, Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying, The Gospel According to Charlie Drake, Biggles Combs his Hair, Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds: The expurgated version, The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig among the Giant Pygmies of Corsica: Volume Two, Rarnaby Budge, Quristmas Quarol, Knickerless Nickleby, Grate Expectations, David Coperfield' with one 'p' by Edmund Wells, A Hundred and One Ways to Start a Fight, Thirty Days In the Samarkand Desert with a Spoon |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Hmmm... Me guess me eat goat, then eat slinky. Now me full. That mean me eat well. If me eat well, nothing left but Monstee!