THE TONY HAWK OF BOOBS

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About me

Gender Female
Location Grand Rapids, MI, United States
Introduction I'm no more or less important than you are or aren't.
Interests art, music, honesty, pizza
Favorite Movies Grumpier Old Men, Rocky II, Night Of The Hunter, Captain's Courageous
Favorite Music Anita Carter, Descendents, Goatwhore
Favorite Books The Old North Trail, The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz, The Life And Times Of Little Richard, Cinderella's Big Score, Please Kill Me, The Dirt: Confessions Of The World's Most Notorious Rock Band

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When he pulls his dick out.