Uncle Ebenezer
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| Gender | Male |
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| Industry | Advertising |
| Location | New York, NY, United States |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
I suppose I should say something like, "Mmmm, thanks! I love the sweet, sticky cock in the morning". But that would be immature and borderline inappropriate. But it is something I might say anyway.