Uncle Ebenezer

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Gender MALE
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Location New York, NY, United States

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

I suppose I should say something like, "Mmmm, thanks! I love the sweet, sticky cock in the morning". But that would be immature and borderline inappropriate. But it is something I might say anyway.