White.God.of.Fuck
| Occupation | Cashing checks |
|---|---|
| Location | Parts Unknown |
| Introduction | I am an untamed force of nature with a big schlong, the asshole on the corner office with the secretary that can't type, a mover, a shaker, a closer, a goddamn Master of the Universe. I like cognac, fast cars, and cunnilingus. |
| Interests | Attractive women with a morally casual attitude. |
| Favorite movies | The Opening of Misty Beethoven, New Wave Hookers, Taboo Part IV. |
| Favorite music | Hardcore |
| Favorite books | Bukowski |