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The Swiss Cynic

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Location	Switzerland
Introduction	Some time ago my better half was moved to Switzerland by her all powerful employers. Faced with the propect of ready made meals and months of ungratifying masturbation, I traipsed after her like a lost, overweight puppy. This blog is entirely pointless and will be read by no one, serving only to distract me while The World's Fattest Celebrity or some such abortion of a tv programme is befouling my television.

Location

Switzerland

Introduction

Some time ago my better half was moved to Switzerland by her all powerful employers. Faced with the propect of ready made meals and months of ungratifying masturbation, I traipsed after her like a lost, overweight puppy. This blog is entirely pointless and will be read by no one, serving only to distract me while The World's Fattest Celebrity or some such abortion of a tv programme is befouling my television.