Gender	Male
Location	Toronto, ON
Introduction	You know they give you 1200 characters to profile yourself? Frankly, that's 1100 more than I need.
Favorite movies	The Departed, Adaptation, Burn After Reading, Chasing Amy, 100 Girls, Back To The Future, Cruel Intentions, Italian Job, The Love Bug, Short Circuit, True Romance, The Game
Favorite music	Anything from Abba to ZZ Top.
Favorite books	Illusions (Richard Bach), Napalm & Silly Putty (George Carlin), Comedy Bible (Judy Carter), On The Road (Jack Kerouac), any sort of trivia, true facts or history books. That stuff is fascinating.

Why don't you ever wear a scarf? It doesn't need to be cold outside for your neck to feel naked.

Are you kidding? Those things are itchy as hell. It's hot and sunny outside! Do you want me getting a neck tan? Eff that.