Crying is the New Croquet

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Superfreak
Location Oxnard, CA, United States
Introduction I'm one bad mutha' to three boys and the caretaker of a motley zoo. I like to eat, drink, and smoke. I'm like a modern day Jackie O, only classier.

That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?

Yes, it can.