My blogs

About me

Gender Male
Industry Technology
Occupation Senior Principal Software Engineer
Location Madison, AL, United States
Introduction If the women don't find you handsome, at least they can find you handy! I'm a former US Army Intelligence Analyst (96B/35F soldier) turned Software Engineer working for the US Army Missile Defense Agency (MDA). I'm a G.E.D. graduate with a Master's degree in Management and a Bachelor's in Computer Science. I'm on the Michael Scott Path to Success ("The Office" sitcom reference). My jokes are corny, ill-timed, and often uncalled for. I pride myself in being a problem solver. Fortunately, my present-day problems [outside of work] are managing yard waste and growing a greener lawn. I do have many tools at my disposal for solving problems, some from my arsenal of cordless power tools that are technologically superior to the corded variants of decades past. Others are a culmination of modern weapon design that I enjoy training with to keep my survival skills sharp, as my senses of self preservation, and my family's safety are keen. Situations that require attention to detail are my specialty.
Interests Music – guitar, ukulele, harmonica; Auto–4x4, drag racing, rock crawling; Outdoors–Hiking, hunting, fishing, disc golf, bushcraft, woodcraft, camping, surfing, snowboarding, backpacking, self-reliance, weapons, MMA, traveling, prospecting, trapping, archery, shooting, reloading, swimming, diving; Science–Anthropology, Astronomy, Geology, Computer Engineering, Electrical Engineering, Mechanical Engineering, 3D Printing, 3D Scanning, Metallurgy
Favorite Movies Pineapple Express, Hot Tub Time Machine, Apocalypto
Favorite Music Southern Gospel, Bluegrass, Gulf & Western
Favorite Books Guns, Germs, and Steel