Prince Sam
| Location | Townsville, Milky Way, Singapore |
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| Introduction | Sam the Conqueror, the Great and Strong, Defender of the Free, Protector of the Weak, the Angelic Guardian that Shields all from Darkness and Evil, The Swift Avenger, He who Strikes Terror into the Hearts of the Prime Evils, Warrior of Light, Symbol of Truth and Justice, The Glorious One, The Sword that rends His foes asunder, The Silver Serpent that..... I am a strong, dark, muscular, and handsome Prince. I come from Arabia and I speak 21 languages, including martian. I have a huge fanbase on earth as well as other planets. If you all insignificant people wish to shower me with your unimaginative adorations/ bask in my glory/ act like idiots to get my attention etc. , please do it here and on my fansites, www.samissofreakingcool.com and www.iluvsam.com. Please do NOT tag this blog too much. The administrators have threatened to delete my account for using up too much bandwidth. Btw.. I am modest as i can actually speak 22 languages (+venusian) AND i am very strong, very tall, not so dark, very muscular and very handsome. yea.. even better than the prince of persia. Yea baby i'm smokin.. |
