KG
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Gender | Male |
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Location | Columbus, Ohio, United States |
Favorite Movies | All horror movies, 98% of movies with Nicolas Cage (It Could Happen To You..yikes!), Forrest Gump & Jime's related commentary, PCU, Dude, Where's My Car?, All Vacation Movies (errr, okay even the European one) |
Favorite Music | Old Skool Rap, Ultra Heavy Metal Chick Bands (i.e. Kitty, L7, Babes in Toyland), Cake, Tribe Called Quest, Modest Mouse, Beck |
Favorite Books | Who Moved the Cheese, Oh the Places You'll Go, Everybody Poops, I Hope They Have Beer in Hell, All Business Books that really have no useful information |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
My milkshake should have the confidence and self-worth in knowing it's true value to me. While jealous that the straw has found a new friend in the apple, it should remain profoundly proud in the fact that it is my milkshake...and only my milkshake...that brings boys to the yard.