KG

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Gender Male
Location Columbus, Ohio, United States
Favorite Movies All horror movies, 98% of movies with Nicolas Cage (It Could Happen To You..yikes!), Forrest Gump & Jime's related commentary, PCU, Dude, Where's My Car?, All Vacation Movies (errr, okay even the European one)
Favorite Music Old Skool Rap, Ultra Heavy Metal Chick Bands (i.e. Kitty, L7, Babes in Toyland), Cake, Tribe Called Quest, Modest Mouse, Beck
Favorite Books Who Moved the Cheese, Oh the Places You'll Go, Everybody Poops, I Hope They Have Beer in Hell, All Business Books that really have no useful information

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

My milkshake should have the confidence and self-worth in knowing it's true value to me. While jealous that the straw has found a new friend in the apple, it should remain profoundly proud in the fact that it is my milkshake...and only my milkshake...that brings boys to the yard.