Hamlet

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Gender	Male
Occupation	Pker
Location	Forbidden Dimension
Introduction	I'm an internet junkie, an UO addict, a books lover, poetic soul, a proud Taurean and sometimes an impatient and cranky sob! "Tis what you think of me that makes me what I become"
Interests	Ultima Online; internet; firearms; politics; books; Norah Jones; poems; MMORPG; games.
Favorite Movies	Star Wars Trilogy, 24, American Pie Trilogy, J.F.K., 13 Days, Schindler's List, American History X, Dead Man Walking, Silence of the Lambs, Kiss the Girls, Along Came A Spider, Clear And Present Danger, The Sum Of All Fears, Band of Brothers, LoTR Series, movies of Tom Hanks or Jackie Chan.
Favorite Music	Any song by Norah Jones, Natalie Merchant, Eric Clapton, Janis Joplin, Frank Sinatra, Billie Holiday, Jim Reeves, Elvis Presley, Dido, R.E.M., Dewa 19.
Favorite Books	A Brief History of Time, The Universe In A Nutshell, The Negotiator, Along Came A Spider, Kiss The Girls, N or M, Timeline, Sphere, Prey, Curtain, Clear And Present Danger.

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When you see the gesturing at you to pull your pants & bend over whilst they approach you with a huge cold steel thing shaped like a dildo...