Green Floppy
My blogs
| Occupation | Pillager |
|---|---|
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | Muhuhahahahahahahahaha! And hey -- where's the Favorite Television section? Oh, maybe it could go under Interests, duh. |
| Interests | eating my way through various worlds, fluffy bunnies, hello kitty, pestilence, plagues, sarcasm, shatner, smashing things, stacking things on top of other things, the personification of evil, zephyr winds which blow on high, Craig Ferguson |
| Favorite movies | Serenity, Mass Appeal, The Man From Snowy River, An Affair to Remember, Anne of Green Gables, The Brave Little Toaster, Clue, Dave, Much Ado About Nothing, Labyrinth, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, How to Train Your Dragon, Saving Grace |
| Favorite music | Firefly Soundtrack, Howard Jones, Johnny Cash, Depeche Mode, The Nylons, Adam Ant, Glenn Miller, Eddie Rabbitt, The Bee Gees, Soundtracks, Steeeeeve Wariner, The Cure, George Gershwin, David Bowie, George Strait, Mozart |
| Favorite books | American on Purpose, American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot, Between the Bridge and the River, How To Train Your Dragon, How To Be a Pirate, How To Speak Dragonese, How To Train Your Viking, How To Cheat a Dragon's Curse, Hero's Guide to Deadly Dragons, How To Twist a Dragon's Tail , How To Ride a Dragon's Storm, Serenity: The Official Visual Companion, Anne of Green Gables, Jane Austen, James Herriot, And Ladies of the Club..., Peter the Great, Shakespeare, Lonesome Dove, John Jakes, Palm Weaving the Story & the Art, House Divided, Once More With Feeling: The Scriptbook |
When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
I do not breath through my eyes. Therefore, I reject the entire premise of this question. It's laughter for chickens! NEXT QUESTION!