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Introduction	I can capture the mood of a room through hastily put together collage. I would like to hug a penguin at some point in my life. In my free time I teach badgers to whistle and participate in erotic pillow fights.I once roundhoused kicked a Polar Bear into a coma. Feeling bad about the bear incident, I founded St. Jude's Hospital for Children and Bears. I am immune to ice cream headaches. The movie Anchorman is loosely based off my adventures in a San Diego airport. I bake delicious banana bread and have never watched the Gilmore Girls. I was voted most likely to be the ninth reincarnation of the Buddha. At age 6 the Hamburgler attempted to swipe my happy meal so I curb stomped him. My PB and J is gourmet and I mix filthy beats. I started a camp for people who pop their collars, but not the good kind. I'm a Mongol warlord, a Guetamalan folk singer, and an African goddess. Last month I won the national award for perfection in the category of hair. I have battled the Chinese Snow Cougar and lived to tell the tale. My Boston accent is impeccable, my taste in interior design impressive, and my creativity incomparable. In short, I'm pretty awesome.

Introduction

I can capture the mood of a room through hastily put together collage. I would like to hug a penguin at some point in my life. In my free time I teach badgers to whistle and participate in erotic pillow fights.I once roundhoused kicked a Polar Bear into a coma. Feeling bad about the bear incident, I founded St. Jude's Hospital for Children and Bears. I am immune to ice cream headaches. The movie Anchorman is loosely based off my adventures in a San Diego airport. I bake delicious banana bread and have never watched the Gilmore Girls. I was voted most likely to be the ninth reincarnation of the Buddha. At age 6 the Hamburgler attempted to swipe my happy meal so I curb stomped him. My PB and J is gourmet and I mix filthy beats. I started a camp for people who pop their collars, but not the good kind. I'm a Mongol warlord, a Guetamalan folk singer, and an African goddess. Last month I won the national award for perfection in the category of hair. I have battled the Chinese Snow Cougar and lived to tell the tale. My Boston accent is impeccable, my taste in interior design impressive, and my creativity incomparable. In short, I'm pretty awesome.