Porter

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Human Resources
Location Iowa City, Iowa, United States
Introduction I ain't never killed no one who didn't need killin'.
Interests thinking, secular humanism, the Supreme Court of the United States, the Venture Bros., eating the flesh of animals, NPR, Wikipedia, separation of church and state, liberty, Mexico, highways, maps, humor, bacon, guns, knives, camels, nuts and all that
Favorite Movies Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski, Jackie Brown, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, City of God, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Minority Report, Goodfellas, Fargo, Y Tu Mamá También, Collateral, A.I., Waking Life, Pulp Fiction, The Matrix, Sideways, Punch Drunk Love, Traffic, 12 Monkeys, Waiting for Guffman / Best in Show / A Mighty Wind, Godfather I and II, L.A. Confidential
Favorite Music John Coltrane, Bruce Hornsby, Pat Metheny Group, Herbie Hancock, Zero 7, Allman Brothers Band, Etro Anime, Ozomatli, Derek Trucks Band, The Doors, McCoy Tyner, Sly and the Family Stone, Chick Corea, Robert Randolph and The Family Band, Bjork, Rick James, Miles Davis, Santana, Eric Clapton, Spiritualized, Bill Evans, Stan Getz, James Taylor Quartet, Emiliana Torrini, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Jurassic Five, Simon and Garfunkel, The Who, James Brown, Amy X Neuburg & Men, Cowboy Junkies, Flaming Lips, Chris Bangs, Goldfrapp, Jeff Buckley, Astrud Gilberto, Bill Withers, Nicola Hitchcock/Mandalay
Favorite Books Imajica, How I Found Freedom in an Unfree World, Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book

How tall would you be if you had never cut your fingernails?

As tall as I am now, for the Prophet Joseph done prophesied that if I never cut my fingernails, no bullet nor blade could ever harm me. I ain't never cut 'em and and I ain't never gunnoo.