Miss Peas
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Point (Wo)Man |
| Location | The Deepest Darkest Midlands, The Shires, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | Back in the day, my children, I lived an idyllic life in the bosom of my family. Alas that there was some little unpleasantness and I was cast forth, along with my nephew Julian, onto the cold harsh world. Now I make my living as best I can and seek comfort and entertainment in the eating houses and hostelries I pass along the way, and in the arms of the innocent youths I meet. None of these things are the same after I have finished with them, thus I record my thoughts so we might all remember a simpler, more pleasant time. Just remember my dears: all you need is love (and some sort of tool for cracking crustacean shells). |
| Interests | Noms, Nomming, Food, Dining, Drinking, Being Fabulous, Ladies of the Colonies, Molly Houses, Pretty young things, Chariots, Cheeseboys |
When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?
What are you implying? I have a man to do that sort of thing for me. Next you'll be implying I brush my own teeth. For shame.