Matt R. Dutton Monk
My blogs
| Location | Scottsmore, Belgium |
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| Introduction | First appeared in the spring of 2004 after the learning of the disappearance of John Loftis, a wealthy land speculator and spelunker. Before that I worked for several oil companies off the coast of Alabama. It was my responsibility to find ways to filter any leaking oil into other products, including the saran wrap perforated tea bag. After winning an award for creating this useful bag, I got a call to come work for the tea company that bought the sludge and bags. The tea stuck to the roof of anyone's mouth without staining the teeth, tongue, lips or moustache (ladies too). Now working for the Down Under Tea Company, a fortune 555 company and sponsored by a number of altruistic concerns owned by Mr. U.L.E. |