monkeyrotica

About me

Occupation Socialite gadfly, amateur pornographer, scrimshaw enthusiast.
Location Alexandria, VA
Introduction Wherein is he good, but to taste sack and drink it? wherein neat and cleanly, but to carve a capon and eat it? wherein cunning, but in craft? wherein crafty, but in villany? wherein villanous, but in all things? wherein worthy, but in nothing?
Interests Death, sex, not necessarily in that order.
Favorite Movies The one with the blond in it.
Favorite Music The sort that rids your home of household pests.
Favorite Books 12 Inches of Monkey