monkeyrotica
| Occupation | Socialite gadfly, amateur pornographer, scrimshaw enthusiast. |
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| Location | Alexandria, VA |
| Introduction | Wherein is he good, but to taste sack and drink it? wherein neat and cleanly, but to carve a capon and eat it? wherein cunning, but in craft? wherein crafty, but in villany? wherein villanous, but in all things? wherein worthy, but in nothing? |
| Interests | Death, sex, not necessarily in that order. |
| Favorite movies | The one with the blond in it. |
| Favorite music | The sort that rids your home of household pests. |
| Favorite books | 12 Inches of Monkey |