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My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Maritime |
| Occupation | New Zealand Shark Oil Extractor Finder Bottler Man Person |
| Location | New Zealand |
| Introduction | I collect knife money. I hate cats. I enjoy a good paradox with a fine wine. I drink (heavily). I heavily (drink). I think cigars and smokeless tobacco are healthier than cigarettes and can add nicely to a bathroom's decor. I enjoy pens; but not in my ass. I also enjoy seafood, candlelight dinners, long walks on the beach, jet skiing, writing love poems, holding babies, religious chanting, and spousal abuse. In my former life I was a king, then a taxi driver, then an aristocrat, then a tennis player, then a circus performer, and then a 1/2 cup of Parmesan cheese of which I was used in a recipe for Escarole Soup with Turkey Meatballs. Other than that, I am perfectly normal. |