::Hardluck Joesephine.:
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | Atlanta, GA, United States |
| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | Hey, I'm Samantha Joesephine McClard. I’m just your normal, tattooed and pierced, gum chewing freak next door. You’re either going to Love me or Hate me. There is no “Fence Sitting” when it comes to an opinion about me. So, be prepared to be blown away. I am a force of nature and crazy as hell! Come in and find out... Now, don't you want to come and waste your life with me? ~Samantha Joesephine McClard |
| Interests | [adult swim], alcohol, alternative beauty, alternative lifestyles, anarchy, anime, art, arts and crafts, astrology, band shirts, barbecue, bdsm, beaches, bettie page, bisexual, blow jobs, bowling, burlesque, camping, classic cars, clothing design, comedy, comic books, computers, concerts, cooking, corsets, cosmetology, costume, creativity, dancing, danger, de-construction, debauchery, desire, disaster, dive bars, diy, diy fashion, do-it-yourself, dragoncon, drawing, dressing up, driving, dyed hair, ecstasy, etsy, exercise, exhibitionism, fanfiction, fetish, film noir, fixing shit up, flirting, geeks, gonzo journalism, gore, goth, graveyards, greasers, halloween, hentai, hunter s. thompson, icon making, individualism, james bond, japanese culture, jewelry, journalism, karaoke, kink, kissing, lingerie, literature, love, lust, make-up, making stuff, marijuana, marilyn monroe, masochism, masturbation, modeling, monsters, motorcycles, movie memorabilia, movies, muscle cars, music, mythical creatures, mythology, naked lawn darts, nerds, noir, novels, pain, partying, patches, pdf books, photography, pin-up's, pirates, playing bass, poetry, pop culture, pornography, punk rock, quentin tarantino, ralph steadman, ranting, re-construction, reading, renaissance fair's, retro, reusing, road trips, rockabilly, role playing, role playing games, romance, safety pins, sailor jerry, sarcasm, sci-fi, scissors, sensuality, sewing, sex, sexuality, shooting pool, singing, sleeping, smoking cigarettes, stencils, t-shirt surgery, tarot, tattoo's and piercing's, teasing, traveling, tutorials, vampires, video games, vintage, vinyl, water pipes, werewolves, writing, yarn, zombies, zorak |
| Favorite movies | Beerfest, The Groove Tube, Casino Royal (anything Bond, James Bond. Ask About my hidden tattoo!), Mean Girls, The Sweetest Thing, CaddyShack, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Oceans 11, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, Fargo (Anything Coen Brothers, really.), Bad Santa, National Lampoons Van Wilder, Lady In The Water, Lucky # Sleven, Red Eye, Waiting, Clerks II (anything Kevin Smith does), Kill Bill, The Boondock Saints, Shaun of the Dead, Along Came Polly, The Crow, Fight Club, Anything Troma, Pulp Fiction, Any Zombie flick, A Clockwork Orange, Bringing Down The House, Jackie Brown, Super Troopers, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder, NOT Johnny Depp.), To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar. , GRINDHOUSE (The greatest movie EVER!), Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smocking Barrels, Sin City, Anything Adam Sandler, Club Dread, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Natural Born Killers, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Ghost In The Shell, House of 1,000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects, Nightmare Before Christmas, Almost Famous, Cry-Baby, True Romance, Reservoir Dogs, anything Harry Potter, Grease, The Craft, Akira, 50 First Dates, Pi (anyone who doesn't know can go suck an egg.), Old School, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Casablanca, A Streetcar Named Desire, Pitch Black, The Usual Suspects, Desperado, anything Shrek, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Bio-Dome, Swingers, Half Baked, Dazed and Confused, The Breakfast Club, The Die Hard Quintology, Star Wars, As Good As It Gets, Hot Fuzz, Cabin Fever, Hostel, Serenity, Ninja Scroll, Unleashed, The Evil Dead Trilogy |
| Favorite music | Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley, Billy Idol, Willie Nelson, The Ramones, Sublime, Oingo Boingo, The Misfits, Bad Religion, Punk-O-Rama series, Green Day, Cherry Poppin Daddies, Black Flag, Flogging Molly, Andrew. W.K., Danzig, Reel Big Fish, No Doubt, The Reverend Horton Heat, Dead Kennedys, L7, The Donnas, Dropkick Murphy’s, The Pixies, Mindless Self Indulgence, GWAR, The Cramps, Amy Winehouse, Tori Amos, Joan Jett, Pat Benatar, Blondie, Poe, Nouvelle Vague (God I love this woman.), Patti Smith, Carly Simon, Pink, Alanis Morissette, Fiona Apple, Patsy Cline, Cyndi Lauper, Erykah Badu, Dido, Gwen Stefani, Janis Joplin, Tina Turner, Heart, Tool, Buckcherry, A Perfect Circle, Depeche Mode, Cake (They made my theme song.), The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Meat Loaf, Type O Negative, Tenacious D, The Gorillaz, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, David Bowie, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, ZZ Top, Boogie Pimps, Lords Of Acid, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Dick Dale & His Del-Tones, Link Wray, The Doors, Bob Marley, Ray Charles, The Black Eyed Peas, Ludacris, Eamon, Cypress Hill, Outkast, Afroman, Adam Sandler, Cheech & Chong |
| Favorite books | Hunter S. Thompson: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hell's Angels, The Rum Diary, Screwjack and Other Stories, Kingdom of Fear, Hey Rube. Anne Rice: The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty, Beauty's Punishment, Beauty's Release. Poppy Z Brite: Lost Souls, Exquisite Corpse, Drawing Blood, Wormwood, Liquor, Are You Loathsome Tonight?, The Crow: The Lazarus Heart, Seed of Lost Souls, Plastic Jesus. Raymond Chandler: The Big Sleep, Farewell My Lovely, The Little Sister. Dashiell Hammett: The Maltese Falcon. Stephen Chbosky: The Perks of Being a Wallflower. Chuck Palahniuk: Choke, Lullaby, Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Diary, Haunted, Stranger Than Fiction, Surviver. Karen Marie Moning: The Highlanders Touch, Beyond the Highland Mist, To Tame A Highland Warrior, Kiss of the Highlander, The Dark Highlander, The Immortal Highlander, Spell Of The Highlander, Darkfever. Jack London: The Sea Wolf. William Gibson: Neuromancer, Burning Chrome. Jim Thompson: Pop. 1280, After Dark My Sweet, South of Heaven (Pop. 1280 is my favorite by J. Thompson, and it should be yours too.). Amanda Quick: Seduction, Dangerous. Ian Fleming: The Spy Who Loved Me, Casino Royal, From Russia With Love. Neil Gaiman: Good Omens, Neverwhere. William S. Burroughs: Naked Lunch, Junkie. Nancy A Collins: Sunglasses After Dark. AND…Da da da! Joe’s Favorite Sex Books: The Guide To Getting It On. The Ultimate Guide To Sexual Fantasy. |
What's the earliest you've gotten up to watch cartoons and what did you see?
I think it was eight am and I think it was danger mouse. I have never been a morning person...