Gender	Male
Introduction	I'd say I'm probably like a Zedonk, a cross breed between a Zebra and a Donkey. I'm really depressing and pessimistic like a Donkey, but I'm silly and wild like a Zebra too. Or maybe I'm just a Ewook, a cross breed between an Ewok and a Wookie. Silly and misunderstood, but also really angry and ferocious. Now I'm just confused.
Interests	Sadness
Favorite movies	Memento
Favorite music	The Cure
Favorite books	Notes from Underground

You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?

I cry in the shower.