Deadly Earlobes Inc.

About me

Gender Male
Industry Internet
Occupation Being a Student
Location Riverbank, California, United States
Introduction I'm Jordan. I'm a Nerdfighter. Don't know what a Nerdfighter is? Read my first blog post. It'll blow your mind...no...it'll blow your SOUL! Also, I write and play games and make videos with my friends. Also also, it annoys me that Blogger doesn't have a "Favorite Video Games" section. Grr.
Interests Writing, reading, video games, music
Favorite Movies Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Dark Knight, Inception, UP, Howl's Moving Castle, The Princess Bride
Favorite Music the Mountain Goats, Hey Ocean!, Driftless Pony Club, Weezer, Anamanaguchi, Hank Green
Favorite Books Pendragon series, Paper Towns, Harry Potter, An Abundance of Katherines, Will Grayson Will Grayson, The Great Gatsby, Scott Pilgrim

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Find the nearest lute and begin annoying everyone in sight.