|Occupation||Future Queen of England|
|Location||Greater London, England, United Kingdom|
|Introduction||The (Faux) Duchess of Cambridge - Under far too much scrutiny. With Royal Child. Far more attractive than my bloody "Official Portrait" suggests. Thanks, Ma'am. (Eyeroll.)|
|Interests||The color white; shopping for the color white; sticky toffee pudding; field hockey; Chili Cheese Fritos; Jack Daniels; Kicking Big Willie's arse on the slopes; Being able to relax and laugh with my Royal Gay Husband, STEFON.|
|Favorite Movies||I'm supposed to enjoy all horse films, however, I do not.|
|Favorite Music||Ellie Goulding; Outkast; Li'l Wayne; Hunter Stroud and the Freebies (a new American band); EDM-of course, Bruno Mars, Adele, and God Bless Amy Winehouse.|
|Favorite Books||"Anne of Green Gables" (I was TOLD to say that.) I'm re-reading "Fight Club" for the 4th time, as we speak.|
Chicken monkey shoes?
Poor Kate is a terribly fictional blog. But these may very well be Her Royal Highness's true thoughts about William, Harry, The Royal Bump, The Royal Voms and Those Two Women who are out to get Kate. Who are WE to question?