Curmudgeonly Bastard

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Student
Location Indiana, United States
Introduction The bastard is a journalism and political science student. He aspires to be an editorial writer and perhaps a filthy lawyer. He is working on a few short story ideas and decided to blog in an attempt to force regular writing. He probably loathes you and everything you stand for. He is also amused by writing this bio in the 3rd person.
Interests news, politics, comics, gaming, film, society, law, philosophy
Favorite Music Clutch, Jay-Z, Tool, Pop Will Eat Itself, CSN, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, Rage Against the Machine, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden
Favorite Books Bernard Cornwell, Michael Chabon, Heinlein, Hunter Thompson, Christopher Hitchens, Scott Sigler, Science Fiction, Historical Fiction, Speculative Fiction

When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?

By constantly popping my ears with an odd jaw-motion until the water dislodges.