Felonious Thelonius
My blogs
| Occupation | Hamster Wrestler |
|---|---|
| Location | Minas Morgul, Mordor |
| Introduction | I Was descended for the Giants of Hrothnarth, until I found them too embarrassing and traded them in for an old Lada. Now I teach people how to become millionaires by pressing flowers to become mercenaries. What a life! |
| Interests | Things that cannot be explained, and explanations that are not things. |
| Favorite Movies | Rollerball, Silent Running, Pervy French fillums and stuff. |
Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?
Neither it is for my armpit