Big Perm
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Student; Composition Instructor (that's right, I like commas) |
| Location | Minnesota, United States |
| Introduction | Contrary to general thought, I'm not big and I'm not permed. I am, however, wiggly (just watch me dance), corybantic, cynical, riparian, and I quite often smell of whiskey or cheesecake. |
| Interests | Writing, reading, hiking, wiggling, eating guacamole, drinking whiskey, running, hunting dragons |
| Favorite Movies | The Princess Bride, Brokeback Mountain, My Life as a Dog. |
| Favorite Music | Damien Rice, Natalie Merchant, Tori Amos, Emiliana Torrini, Indigo Girls |
| Favorite Books | Charlotte's Web by E.B. White, Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov, Fay by Larry Brown, Love That Dog by Susannah Creech, The Master Butchers Singing Club by Louise Erdrich, Fall on Your Knees by Ann-Marie MacDonald, And I think there should be a section for "Favorite Short Stories" so: Brokeback Mountain by Proulx, Merry-Go-Sorry by Cary Holladay |
How is an ankle unlike a consequence?
I like to lick ankles. Especially smothered with guacamole.