Valhalla

My blogs

Gender	Male
Occupation	Engineer/DJ
Location	Chicago
Links	Audio Clip
Introduction	I'm even funnier than I look. I have the Kevorka, look into my eyes.... If I ever wed, I'm having a bachelorette party, they're infinitely more fun than bachelor parties. Brian Regan kills, Oprah is a cult leader that MUST BE STOPPED and the White Sox RULE!
Interests	Sports, music, women
Favorite Movies	Bringing Up Baby, Animal House, Goodfellas, LOTR Trilogy, School of Rock
Favorite Music	Any & All Blues!, Fall Out Boy, The Dog & Everything, The Donnas, Cowboy Mouth, Ingwie Malmsteen, Graham Parker, Collective Soul, UK, Goo Goo Dolls, Webb Wilder, Tsunami Bomb, MXPX, Barry Goudreau, Panic at the Disco, Shemekia Copeland
Favorite Books	Devil in the White City, When Nothing Else Matters, The Book of Ralph

What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?