Jeff Upward
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | ESL/EAP teacher |
| Location | Ballarat, Victoria, Australia |
| Introduction | Are you sitting comfortably? Then I shall begin....It all began when I was about five. One day, after watching another exciting episode of the A-Team I went to my mother, looked deeply into loving eyes and said.... |
| Interests | The letter W, toe nail clippings (other peoples), hanging out with people that have tourettes, anything Sci-fi whilst advocating God, those little black & orange bugs you see in the garden that are never seen without their mating buddy attached to their back (how do they decide which one has to walk backwards? and, eventually which one comes first?), blonde beer, world history, dwarf body building and Twister© whilst listening to Englebert Humperdink. |
| Favorite movies | Battlestar Galactica (the new one not the old one, that sucks big time), Momento, Donny Darko, Wall-E (seriously: educating yet funny and cute), Con Air (what a cast!) |
| Favorite music | Everything except Country Music (makes me want to throw up) and Heavy Metal. |
| Favorite books | Catcher in the Rye (ha cliche, no actually never read it and never will, waiting for the Hollywood movie version), H. G Well The Time Machine, Soon I will become Invincible (A satire about Superheroes & Villains I've just finished. John Barnes' Kaleidoscope Century, The English Dictionary, The God Delusion, Machiavelli's The Prince and heaps more that I can't think of right now... |
If there's no I in team, why is there meat?
What's the capital of Peru?