Zoe - Man Killer
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Sports or Recreation |
| Location | Washington, United States |
| Introduction | I like: beer, having my stomach rubbed, hangin' in the alley and watching cartoons. I should have been born a man. I am suing the state (and I will win) for a sex change. Dislikes: Dry dog food (intolerable!), fireworks, processing one of Master's long hairs, upchucking seafoam. |
| Interests | Chasing tail (hey I'm an unrepentant slut... so sue me!), snatching snot rags and napkins, staring at Shebert, growling at Japanese cartoons, golden retrievers (they are so pretty). Surfing in Port Angeles and all around the Olympic Peninsula |
| Favorite movies | I HATE Japanese cartoons, Old Yeller!!! and Sounder (why do we always face the muzzle of a gun?) I love Flipper, Benji, the Shaggy DA, the Beethoven series and "Cujoe". |
| Favorite music | HATE: Anything by Cat Stevens. "I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant". So rude... LOVE: Uncle Kraker's "I'm Gonna" and "Mad Dog" by Louis Armstrong |
| Favorite books | "Where the Red Fern Grows", "The Pie and the Patty Pan", and the short story "Kashtanka". |
If there's no I in team, why is there meat?
There is meat because I will it so. Silly question.