Thadeus Jackson
My blogs
Industry | Science |
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Occupation | Singer of Songs |
Location | Heart of, the Matter, United States |
Introduction | I am what Ive always wanted to be: somebody else. |
Interests | Attempting to prevent people from accepting the corporate definition of art and music. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt Deana, Thanks for the bad ass syrup dispenser. It is way better than the Dolphin-adoption certificate that you gave me last year. Seriously, I am an adult - pull your head out of your ass. Best wishes, happy holidays. --Teddy