Thadeus Jackson

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About me

Industry Science
Occupation Singer of Songs
Location Heart of, the Matter, United States
Introduction I am what Ive always wanted to be: somebody else.
Interests Attempting to prevent people from accepting the corporate definition of art and music.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Deana, Thanks for the bad ass syrup dispenser. It is way better than the Dolphin-adoption certificate that you gave me last year. Seriously, I am an adult - pull your head out of your ass. Best wishes, happy holidays. --Teddy