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Amy D.
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GenderFemale
IndustryStudent
OccupationHardcore alligator wrangler
LocationChicago, Illinois, United States
IntroductionI got the name for this blog from a humorous comment made on my Facebook about what I should name my column. I find it funny so I'm going with it. Sorry if it's offensive.
Interestsmusic, movies, walking in the snow, comic books, European soccer, Sri Lanka, Bruce Campbell films, playing my bass, White Sox, swearing in Italian, classic Hollywood hunks, being an internet whore, Batman comics, making fun of Superman, searching for Tron Pron, pretending to be ghetto, directing porn (not really), hanging out in the UC, chillin' at Clarke's, going to concerts, late night food purchases (especially beef jerky), driving poorly, killing zombies with my shotgun, hanging out with Andy Warhol (not really, since he's dead), punching people like Ryan Atwood, opening up a box to find your dick in it, JT dance parties, perfecting the art of butt sorcery, waking up Cara
Favorite moviesDonnie Darko, High Fidelity, Chasing Amy, School of Rock, V for Vendetta, all the Batman movies (of course), Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lucky Number Slevin, Some Like it Hot, Poolhall Junkies, Clerks 2, Schindler's List, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, Children of Men, Amelie, Layer Cake, Secretary, Walk the Line, The Doors, Mel Brooks films, anything Woody Allen, Lost in Translation, Little Miss Sunshine, The Virgin Suicides, The Big Lebowski, Clerks, Mallratz, American Psycho, Fight Club, Orange County, Jackass 2, The Last Kiss, Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Matrix trilogy, The Star Wars trilogy, Science of Sleep, The Departed, The Indiana Jones trilogy, Crank, Sin City, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dark City
Favorite musicSmashing Pumpkins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ryan Adams, Joy Division, David Bowie, The Flaming Lips, The White Stripes, 70s punk, The Clash, Radiohead, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Weezer, Wilco, We Are Scientists, The Pixies, Test Icicles, Eagles of Death Metal, The Blood Brothers, Counting Crows, Matt and Kim, Music Video, Sufjan Stevens, Miss Alex White and Her Red Orchestra, Franz Ferdinand, Gorillaz, Mars Volta, Devotchka, Dresden Dolls, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, The Who, The Beatles, The Postal Service, Rufus Wainwright, Violent Femmes, Zwan, Portishead, Daft Punk, Ben Folds, Jason Mraz, Plain White T's, The Hush Sound, Thursday, Silversun Pickups, The Bravery, She Wants Revenge, 30 Seconds to Mars, Damien Rice, Justin Timberlake, Queens of the Stone Age, The Killers, Beck, Lucinda Williams, Ben Harper, Death Cab for Cutie, Real Gentlemen, Westfield, Ninja Vanish
Favorite booksFight Club by Chuck Palahniuck, Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuck, Demian by Hermann Hesse, Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury, Hamlet by Shakespeare, Batman: The Long Halloween, Diary by Chuck Palahniuck, The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides, Blankets by Craig Thompson, The Crucible by Arthur Miller, Side Effects by Woody Allen, Killing Yourself to Live - 85% a True Story by Chuck Klosterman

If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?

No way, the more gas, the better the jumping power.

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