Jenniffer

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Accounting
Occupation Staff Accountant
Location Westminster, CO, United States
Introduction I am twenty-three and a graduate of Metropolitan State College of Denver located in downtown Denver, Colorado. I currently work as a staff accountant (yay! Finally made it!) for an awesome company in Denver. My hobbies include reading, some light writing, watching great television, and not doing over-time.
Interests Books, computers, writing, accounting, smiling
Favorite Movies Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Fight Club, 8 Crazy Nights, Road Trip, The Brothers Grimm, Oceans Eleven, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, Dumb and Dumberer, Elf, Memoirs of a Geisha, Tochwood: Children of Earth (sob!)
Favorite Music Lillix, Evanescence, Avril Laviegne, The Moody Blues, Enya, K.T Tunstal, Blue October, Fallout Boy, Maroon 5, Josh Groban, Daughtry, Gavin Rossdale, All American Rejects, 3 Doors Down, The Fray, One Republic, Lifehouse, Linkin Park, Nickleback, Rob Thomas, Rhianon Hoy, & various others
Favorite Books The Incarnations of Immortality, The Wind on Fire Trilogy, Brothers Grimm, Sherlock Holmes, Its Kind of A Funny Story, Memoirs of a Geisha, Be More Chill, The Harry Potter Series (books 1-3), The Scarlet Letter, The Great Gatsby, The Divine Comedy, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, His Dark Materials, the Torchwood Book Series, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Invisible Road, and the list grows

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

I would turn my bow into a nifty one string medieval guitar and start saying a lot of words like "thy" and "doust hast..."